Friday, January 14, 2011

Pictures Pictures Pictures

Human nature can be funny. Like watching the difference between a man and a woman when you show them pictures of your child. A man looks at the picture, smiles, and says, "cute", or "nice"...then hands the picture back to you and goes about his merry way. I've come to the conclusion that men don't care about looking at your kid's picture. And you know what, being a man, I don't care about looking at your kid's picture (unless of course the kid is doing something amazing, like catching a big fish, or scaling a wall, or riding a unicycle). But just a picture of him/her, does nothing for me (or most men). A WOMAN on the other hand, will look at the picture, and smile, sigh, and usually say something like, "OH MY GOD....HE'S SOOOOOOO CUTE. I LOVE THAT SWEATER....LOOK AT ALL THAT HAIR.....WHAT BEAUTIFUL EYES......etc." And, yes, they usually say it THAT loud! So from this point on, any pictures of Simon I have in my possession, I will show to women only. Unless of course he's doing something really cool....and at 6 and 1/2 months old, he doesn't really do anything cool.
I also like to watch people read this blog. The men scroll down until they see a picture, then move on...no comment...close the browser...that's it. Women will stop, read all this stuff, then look at the pictures and comment on them. Seriously, go through all my postings where there are comments....all women. Men don't care (usually).
So, for the women actually reading this, thank you. :) For the men who just like to look at the pictures....here's my kid during bath time (which he loves) just the other day. Hehehehe, double-whammy for the guys...long reading in the beginning, and pictures of my kid. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Sucks to be you guys!!! LOL.






PS. Thank you Aunt Snoopy for taking those wonderful shots!

OK...here's one for the guys.



Hope you all have a great weekend, (ladies, because the guys aren't reading this lol), and thanks for reading. Also, thanks for listening to Magic 93. (I'm the overnight guy there now. Tues-Fri Midnight to 5AM; plus Saturday morning 6a-10a)

Find something to be grateful for. Something out of the ordinary....like your car started this morning. Or you were able to take a hot shower.

Off-topic ending...I'm NOT digging the new Spider-Man costume in the new movie. Sorry, no picture yet. Do a google search if you REALLY want to see it.

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